Did someone say “Kill”? You don’t have to ask twice, or even change the vowel in the word “cull” for Muslims to jump at the opportunity to kill. A slice of life, literally, from “moderate” Egypt as Muslims go hog wild on the country’s pigs:
While that “yahoo” Bush spent a week educating himself and searching his soul so he could come up with the right policy on embryonic stem cell research and deliver that stunning 2001 speech on the issue, Bill Bubba Clinton doesn’t even know the difference between an embryo and an egg.
The upcoming World Conference Against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance in Durban will look at the question of reparations for slavery–something that the U.S.’s possible participation will help block. Indeed, we already have reparations–the free market worked in its own reparations: What do you think R&B stands for? Reparations for Black people! The last time I bought music by a white artist was 1989–white people everywhere are are buying up hip hop and rap albums. What do you think rap is short for? Raparations!
The Obama administration is grappling with whether America should participate in the Durban Conference Against Racism this April, since it’s bound to turn into an anti-Israel hate-fest. Which begs the question: Why is Israel’s preferential treatment of Jews for citizenship necessarily ”racist,” or “apartheid”? Why isn’t it ever ”affirmative action”? [End.]
As I cruise through life there seem to be snags, drawbacks and snares along the path as I attempt to succeed in life. I have decided to sit down and list several of these “push-me pull-you’s so I can be of assistance to you in identifying those anti-bodies that seem to trip us up along life’s way. I hope you will not only be blessed by these clever concepts but will feel free to write to me and share some of your own. Here is a partial list of the natural enemies in life:
At some recent charity event, actress and “singer” Cher told reporters that Barack Obama’s great intelligence and spirit would allow him to do more than anyone else could do, and that she couldn’t understand why anyone would want to be a Republican.
Last week, Attorney General Eric Holder told an audience celebrating Black History Month at the Justice Department that the country is still “voluntarily socially segregated,” adding that ”in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards.”
“Friday the 13th” opened to a 45 million-dollar box office over President’s Day weekend, killing the competition and setting a record for the horror genre. I guess people are sick of all the daily Islamic violence out there, and craved something a touch less gruesome. [End.]
In 2004 Muzzammil Hassan, a prominent member of the Muslim community in Buffalo, NY, founded Bridges TV as an effort to portray Muslims in a more positive light and to increase understanding of Islam. To that end, last week he beheaded his wife. [End.]
Dutch parliamentarian Geert Wilders is being prosecuted by a Dutch court for pointing out the same thing that many imams remind parishioners of every day: that Islam and the Koran provide the basis for attacks on, and undermining of, Western democracy and values. If Wilders is imprisoned for speaking out against fascist religions, I’ve got only one question: Are conjugal visits allowed? [End.]
Nadya Suleman, the mother of six children who added eight more babies recently has admitted her reason for more than doubling her brood. “Quite simply, I want to start my own country!” said the former high school cheerleader. I was unhappy growing up in the United States and as I looked around the world I kept finding reasons for not moving to various locations…” She began as she explained her frustration with other nations at a press conference held in front of Disney World’s Epcot Center.
So far in his first week in office, Barack Obama has moved to suspend military trials of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, succeeding in halting one against a jihadist who “crouched in the rubble waiting for U.S. troops to get close enough so he could take one of them out.” This past election year, when the masses chanted “Vote or Die,” what that really meant was “Vote to Die.” Well at least thanks to Obama, Osama bin Laden is probably already dead. From laughing his ass off. So let the countdown begin: Just 1450 days left until he’s out of office.
The Catalunya government has called off the ceremony marking International Holocaust Remembrance Day, citing the Israeli offensive in Gaza as the reason. In other words: How can we celebrate Dead Jew Day while Jews are refusing to drop dead? What’s gotten into them, anyway? They were so much more cooperative last century. [For more on the Sparabic phenomenon, read here.]
I’ve often mentally scripted a sketch in which a female host is interviewing an imam or other Islamist official, and asks questions such as, “Does Islam allow manicures?” “How about shaving one’s legs? Is that permissible?” “And what about having legs in the first place? If she covers them, is it OK for a woman to have legs?” The questions would get gradually more ludicrous while the imam would of course be unamused, answering seriously each time. Before I had the chance to suggest the funny sketch to any SNL writers or producers, lo and behold it’s no longer a sketch, but reality: