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Every few blue moons a crime is committed specifically to appease the gods of comedy. Lorena Bobbitt’s freelance sex change on her husband John comes to mind. And there was Amy Fisher’s shooting of her lover’s rival Mary Jo Buttafouco, in the so-called “Long Island Lolita” case. And let us not forget the runaway bride from Georgia.
Presidential candidate Senator Joe Biden just did an interview in which he ripped his fellow Democrat contenders. He said Barak Obama is the “first African-American candidate who is articulate, bright and clean.” This way Biden won’t have to bother with all those pesky primaries, he can end his run early and cut out the middle man.