Steve Young encouraged Peyton Manning to be a “dictator” like Obama before a Monday Night Football game against Cincinnati. Here’s what would happen if Manning heeded Young’s advice:
Some pundits say that Mitt Romney cannot win the Presidency in 2008 because he is Mormon. I believe that his victory in Massachusetts proves he can win anywhere. The only commonality between Mormons and Massachusetts is mutual disappointment that “Pistol” Pete Maravich was past his prime when playing for the Utah Jazz and Boston Celtics. This makes me wonder why Romney ran for Governor of Massachusetts in the first place. I have four theories:
National Revew Online now has a personals section. One challenge is that every submission must be written in the style of the magazine’s founder, William F. Buckley. Here is my ad:
