“Are you comfortably sitting? Then I’ll begin,” said British broadcaster Julia Lang, introducing a story. The story of baseball’s Artful Dodger shows why Winston Churchill termed English “bullets that become ammunition.” Since mid-century, Vin Scully has used words to scale a hill of syntax and vocabulary, a peak of place and mood.
On August 8, 1974, Richard Nixon, resigning, left the White House. “You will be remembered as a great President,” consoled Henry Kissinger. Nixon replied: “Henry, that depends on who writes the history.” It has been 16 years since George H.W. Bush left office a one-term President. What does history say? What it didn’t then.
The 2008 campaign’s People’s Choice and Runner-up were decided Election Day. The second-largest winner and loser were chosen long before: Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew, who died in 1994 and 1996, respectively; and the national media, most of whose honor died long ago.
Several years ago a friend moved from Rochester, New York, back to Cleveland. Where did he plan to live? I asked. “Anywhere but Shaker Heights,” he said, having grown up among the suburb’s hip, posh, and politically correct.
This is a valentine I could, would, never write. Yet write I do, because praise I must a woman who would not go into the good night gently indeed, at all.
Insanity is said to be doing the same thing, expecting a different result. By that measure, todays culture is insane. Increasingly, we rely on an ipod or video game to help think and learn. Lacking: a voice of sanity to fight deviancing-and dumbing-down.
Ive been outspent 20 to 1, bare-boned Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee often tells a crowd. [Just like] you feel you have been outspent 20 to 1 in just about everything you have ever tried to do. Unlike, say, Hillary Clintons, his audiences tears are real.
Recently Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney defended his Mormon faith, hailed Americas Judeo-Christian tradition, and scorned bigots pining to drive religion from the public square. His tour de force wasbrilliantly written and passionately given. Such amalgams are hard to find.
Sam Cook sang Dont know much about history. Churchill called all history biography. In his 1989 Farewell Address as President, Ronald Reagan warned that America couldnt grasp what it is unless we knew what wed been.
Broadcaster Bob Costas recently lauded PBS Televisions late-night talkster. Hes doing exactly what he was born to do, Bob said of Charlie Rose. Perfect guy, in his perfect job.
Last November, voting for Eliot Spitzer for New York Governor, I recalled Charles Dickens Great Expectations. Will Spitzer live up to expectations, or down? I later wrote. Few ask any more.
Dont lie down with dogs. You brought this on yourself. We get what we deserve. All describe the National Basketball Association, where fouling out has replaced tuning in.
Several years ago, writing ESPNs SportsCentury, I interviewed college footballs nonpareil Voice, then weighing retirement. I asked if he had tired of Touchdown Jesus and Happy Valley and Armys long, gray line.
Each U.S. President, said diplomat Clare Boothe Luce, is recalled by a single sentence. Lincoln saved the union. FDR beat Hitler and Depression. Nixon went to China, and resigned. Reagan won the Cold War without firing a shot.
In 1977s Looking For Mr. Goodbar, Diane Keaton tries to save her pathetic, tawdry life. In 2008, Republicans seek a Mr.Goodbar to save their inchoate, desperate party.
In several books, I have addressed Americas great divide: not right v. left, rap v. bluegrass, or Bud Light v. Tangueray. Instead, at some point, each of us becomes a person of substance, or style.
Vive la differencecry Parisians, who ironically often shrink from judging good v. bad. (One reason they are French.) By contrast, Americans, as writer Mark Reiter says, like making clearer and cleaner decisions about what is good, better, best in the world.
Are you sitting comfortably? British broadcaster Julia Long would ask her audience. Then Ill begin. The 2008 Presidential Election has already begun. How and with whom will its carousel of candidates end?
Some Rotarian! Gerald R. Ford, dead last week at 93, crooned the fanfare of the (Un)Common Man. The sole U.S. chief executive not elected to the presidency or vice-presidency tied autobiography (A Time to Heal ) and biography (Frank Capras Its a Wonderful Life.) Frank Merriwell, or Chip Hilton? Both lived in Ford.
The Bible says, “By thy fruits shall ye know them.” We know politicians by heroes. John F.Kennedy’s was Winston Churchill; George McGovern’s, Adlai Stevenson; Richard Nixon, Woodrow Wilson. Heroes reflect who we are and/or admire.
In 1961, John F. Kennedy held a post-Bay of Pigs news conference musing that “victory has a hundred fathers and defeat is an orphan.” He was to blame, said JFK. Who is culpable for this months Republican collapse?
Discourse with an edge coarsens todays uncultured culture. Do anything but bore. The wiseacre deserves praise, not bile. Welcome to our me-first cesspool age.
Yogi Berra said, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” Recently, two parties came to a fork on civil rights. One road unites America. The other divides by race. Juan Williams prefers the former. Many school districts clearly like the latter.
Sam Cooke sang, “Don’t know much about history. Don’t know much biology.” Antipodal was an old TV ad: “Bo [Jackson] knows baseball.” Sadly, football’s Heisman Trophy honoree went belly up in the bigs.
In television’s “Jesus of Nazareth,” Judas betrays the Man from Galilee. A Roman soldier asks, “What kind of person are you, if I may ask?” His query is universal — since what we are dwarfs what we have.
CBS TV’s Mike Wallace, 87, has interviewed hundreds of people: Eleanor Roosevelt, JFK and LBJ, beloved Ike. Recently he named the one person he hoped, but failed, to interview: the First Lady whose Secret Service code was “Starlight.”