We all had fun with it; the idea that former Olympic star turned Kardashian spouse Bruce Jenner was going to turn into a woman. What joy! The tasteless jokes and snarky comments flowed like wine.
But now, it appears, he’s actually going to do it! Holy sheep dip! Who knew?
Now the whole thing is just kind of sad and disturbing. And who the hell wants to change their gender at 65 years old? He’s not changing from a man to a woman, he’s “transitioning” from an old man to an old lady.
What a deal! Turn into a woman just in time for hot flashes and saggy boobs.
What message does this send to the transgender community? “Hey, be who you are… but just wait until you are 65 to do it.”
All kidding aside, a big feature of changing one’s sex, is the ability to then have sexual congress from the other side of the fence. Got to be a fascinating new option. Soon we will see a 65 year old Bruce Jenner hitting the dating market and getting his freak on. Perhaps he can date Kanye West, after Kim is done with him.
Frankly, I blame Bruce Jenner’s current confusion on the Kardashian family. By all available evidence, Bruce Jenner was being held against his will by Kris and her brood.
Jenner had all the outward symptoms of what is known as Stockholm syndrome; that is when a hostage begins to bond with his captors. After years of watching a bunch of vapid, self important skanks, primping and preening, Bruce Jenner literally turned into one of them. After his sex change, perhaps Bruce and Kylie and Kendall can go to the mall together and take selfies and check out the cute boys.
Or, Bruce could really keep people guessing, and become a lesbian after the sex change. Let me be the first to say, if there is ever a Bruce Jenner, Rosie O’Donnell sex tape, I do NOT want to see it.
The weirdest part of this whole deal is that it is so stunningly complex, and yet Bruce Jenner comes across as anything but. But then, who is to say that a not too bright shallow guy can’t turn into a not too bright shallow woman?
We can all share in Bruce Jenner’s odd journey in his upcoming “docuseries.” And if you’re wondering what a “docuseries” is, it’s a reality show. If you want to call any aspect of Bruce Jenner’s life “reality.”
Or, you can do the Cliff’s Notes version of watching the show and just follow the web site TMZ. If you want to keep up on such luminaries as the Kardashians and Lindsay Lohan and the guy who played Screech, TMZ is as good as gold.
But seriously, good luck to Bruce Jenner, whoever or whatever he wants to be. And it’s never too late to be yourself. Lets just hope that Bruce is happy. And lets hope that he finds love. Possibly with his old buddy O.J. Simpson, when the “Juice” gets out of jail.
Now that would be a lovely couple!
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