Before us men get too excited here and begin buying large amounts of stock in Amstel light, let me clarify this recent C-Date survey. It was polled in Germany, not the United States. But, still I have a feeling that our ladies here are falling into similar numbers when it comes to their sexual motivations and habits. Why? Let me list the reasons…
Primarily, this sounds like a lack of confidence issue to me. Sex for a woman is so intimate and laden with a myriad of insecurities beginning with their hatred for their own bodies. From junior high school to adulthood women have been chanting the mantras, “I’m so FAT!”, “I hate my HAIR!” and, “My second toe is LONGER than all the toes on my foot!” If they are freaking out privately or to their girlfriends can you imagine how they must feel when they are exposed to a MAN?
“Yeah, pour me another shot of tequila, bartender. Make it a DOUBLE! I want to be Supergirl”
The babe still hates her body as she enjoys sex but now she doesn’t care.
A second reason may be the flip side here. Maybe her guy is ugly. Somehow, she got into a position where sleeping with him was inescapable and at the last minute she needed a boost or more specifically, a blindfold. Several glasses of wine can make almost any man look like Brad Pitt. At least in the dark. There is something to be said about, “foggy sex,” right?
As a single man, I need to turn my apartment into a wine cellar. Fast.
But, getting a woman drunk is not a slam dunk for sexual success. The night I met my wife we had a wonderful dinner and came back to my hotel room and I proceeded to pour us little plastic cups of Bailey’s Irish cream. She began warming up and kissed me. I poured her a second plastic cup and she murmured, “The room is SPINNING.” I laughed and poured her a third cup believing she was being dramatic. Nope. She was drunk on a light liqueur. Gone. Wasted. She staggered in and out of the bathroom and threw up 38 times the rest of the night and the next day. Sex? Not even close. Our intimacy was chicken soup and wet wash cloths.
I never drank with her again. Some women can down a six pack and a half bottle of tequila and recite all the state capitals. My wife just sees a beer can and gets tipsy. She can do a lot of things but handling booze is not one of them. I want my partner to throw herself at me not throw up.
So, the next time you want to score with a babe you might want to consider something first. If she only has sex with you in a coma, maybe her heart is not really into it or you. Yes, you may get a great body for an hour but remember the truism, “The most important sexual organ of a woman is her mind.” You guys may not care about her brain but ultimately that is the key to a woman’s sexiness. Not her body. That’s why 95% of men do not marry prostitutes or strippers. They also don’t bring alcoholics home to mom, either.
There are plenty of sexual healthy women among the other 52%. Go find them. In the long run, you will be glad you did.
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