You know, that guy with the sort of mullet? The one whose house is even bigger than Thomas Friedman’s? Yeah, that’s the one. He appeared to have such an exhaustive grasp of this whole imminent global climate disaster. Shouldn’t he be stepping up now to straighten everything out? (He won the Nobel Prize, you know.)
So, er… where is he? Haven’t seen him on any of the big talk shows. Haven’t heard that some enterprising journalist has tried to interview him. Shouldn’t he be rising in great dudgeon right about now to defend all that “settled science” and put the skeptics to flight? The planet is at stake! Maybe he’s still in the phone booth changing clothes.
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