One of three escaped inmates from an Indiana prison was captured by a bodyguard for Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, who turned him over to authorities…and gave him an absentee ballot.

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Irish airline Ryanair wants to introduce a “standing-room only” section on their flights.  Industry analysts doubt the plan will work, since REDACTED.
Former figure skating champion Nicole Bobek is charged with being part of a meth ring.  Police became suspicious when, instead of appearing on boxes of Wheaties, she agreed to appear on bottles of Dran-O.

Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): December 5, 2005
Rick Springfield has returned to his role of Dr. Noah Drake on “General Hospital.”  Springfield says he still wishes he had Jessie’s girl…and a better agent.

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