Iran’s police chief says Neda Soltan’s murder was staged. Ironic, since the election she was protesting was staged, too.
Attorney General Holder is considering appointing a special prosecutor to investigate Bush-era interrogation techniques. The investigative team will be given a huge budget, access to documents, a car battery and jumper cables.
Brazilian police detained the wife of former boxing champ Arturo Gatti after the fighter was found dead in his hotel room. She was found in the room at the time, but in her defense, she was in a neutral corner.
LaToya Jackson says her brother was killed by “greedy hangers-on.” Present company excepted, I assume.
Burger King is under fire for a new sandwhich ad that some say mimics a REDACTED.
President Obama dismissed allegations Dmitry Medvedev is just a puppet controlled by Vladimir Putin. Medvedev then said, “Thank you, Mr. President,” while Putin drank a glass of water.
Great Moments in Jest History (From the Jesting Archives): December 3, 2005
Bono and Alicia Keyes have recorded a duet to benefit children in Africa with AIDS. When told about the song, the children asked, “So if I eat this record, I won’t die?”