Iran’s main electoral body says it found no evidence of fraud in the presidential election results. Then, just for the heck of it, they hanged a guy named Chad.
President Obama is proposing new standards for light bulbs. I guess the only thing we have to fear now is fear itself…and stubbing a toe on the way to the bathroom.
Norm Coleman conceded the Senate race to Al Franken after Minnesota’s Supreme Court declared him the winner. As a show of reconciliation, Franken conceded that “Stuart Saves His Family” sucked.
The Nebraska man who abandoned his nine kids under the state’s safe haven law is now expecting twins with his new girlfriend. The happy couple is registered at…oh, wait.
A Texas pastor was sentenced to 17-years in prison for having more than 600 images of child porn on his computer. Police became suspicious when his Scripture reading one Sunday was, “Suffer the little children to come unto me. I’ll be in my van.”
Political analysts are split as to whether Sarah Palin’s resignation is the first step towards a presidential run or the end of her political career. I’m taking the safe bet and saying “both.”
The odds of winning a ticket to the Michael Jackson memorial were 1 in 183. Roughly the same odds as being the father of one of his kids.
Vice-President Biden says the Obama administration “misread” how bad the economy was. Probably because it wasn’t on a teleprompter.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): December 2, 2005
Robbie Williams set a world record when he sold 1.6 million tickets for his new tour in just one day. In a related story, Art Garfunkel sold a record number of tickets for a Knights of Columbus raffle.
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On a personal note: If you’re sitting naked in the locker room when I arrive at the gym to work out and are still sitting around the locker room naked when I come back 40 minutes later, get a freakin’ life.
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