Al Franken’s victory in the Minnesota Senate race means Democrats have 60 voting members…but still none that are funny.
A group of Somali-American men have been indicted on terrorism charges. Their lawyer says the Somalis only joined al Qaeda because they get seasick.
Sarah Palin says she is more than $500,000 in debt due to legal bills to combat ethics complaints. To which John McCain replied, “Gee, that’s too bad. And by the way, I’M NOT PRESIDENT!”
The new anti-smoking law allows the FDA to reduce nicotine levels, bans candy flavorings and blocks labels such as “low tar” and “light.” But, like I told my kids, it doesn’t do a thing to prevent you from looking cool when you light up.
An animal rescue group is purchasing retired race horses and retraining them to be police horses. Citizens are invited to place bets on which horses will win, place and profile.
A Pennsylvania man is accused of blaring the soundtrack from a porn movie to keep kids from playing on his lawn. But believe me, now he wishes all they were doing on his yard was playing.
Guests at Kendra Wilkinson’s bachelorette party had to tell the guest of honor how they lost their virginity when they gave her a gift…or at least how much they were paid.
Mark Sanford says he considered resigning from office after news of his affair broke but decided not to, mostly because “former governor” doesn’t REDACTED.
Sarah Palin is featured in the August issue of “Runner’s World” magazine. Safe bet they mean jogging and not running a successful national election campaign.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (November 28, 2005)
GM says it expects to sell more cars and trucks in foreign markets this year than in the U.S. But honestly, that’s not saying much.
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