Though he says he “crossed the line” with other women, Mark Sanford says he never “crossed the ultimate line” with anyone other than his Argentine mistress. By “the ultimate line,” I’m assuming he means the Equator.
Analysts say any hope of restoring ties between the U.S. and Iran have been severely damaged by the current election crisis. Darn. All that work by the Carter administration shot to hell.
A tour bus carrying a semi-pro football team from Canada crashed with an SUV. There was one report of an injury…but no reports as to what the Detroit Lions were doing in Canada.
The government has asked a federal judge to dismiss a lawsuit brought by the descendents of Geronimo against Yale University. Too bad. I hear Yale was willing to go as high as 20 beads and seven blankets to settle.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 28, 2005
Supporters of jailed Ugandan opposition leader Kizza Besigye will question President Museveni about his dedication to democracy…and about the correct pronunciation of everyone’s names.
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