John Edwards reportedly made a sex tape with his mistress. He hoped to one day have a presidential library with an “Adult” section.
A spokesperson for Dr. Conrad Murray says the doctor is not a suspect in the death of Michael Jackson. He is, however, still in the running for scapegoat.
380,000 pounds of beef has been recalled due to possible e. coli contamination. Fortunately, Rosie O’Donnell had just gone grocery shopping, so they knew where to find it all.
A high school senior in Maine was denied his diploma because he blew a kiss during the graduation ceremony. Fortunately, REDACTED.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 25, 2005
The White House says a British newspaper story claiming President Bush considered bombing Al-Jazeera is “outlandish.” The target was really Al Jarreau.
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