The new Miss Georgia relinquished her title a day after winning the crown. When asked why, she said, “Oh, you’ll see.”
The woman who called 911 said she found TV pitchman Billy Mays “cold” and “unresponsive.” Or, as I like to call it, “My Ex-Wife Syndrome.”
The governor of Mecca, who is one of the Saudi royal family’s most powerful princes, says he hopes one day women in his country will be allowed to play sports. In fact, he’s pulling hard for a women’s “Just Sit There And Keep Your Mouth Shut” league.
Kate Gosselin has filed for divorce, but says she will agree to joint custody of the cast.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck says a lawsuit accusing her of plagiarism is “without merit.” She then added, “When I wrote my book four score and seven years ago, it was the best of times and the worst of times.”
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 28, 2005
Senator John Kerry was elected foreman of a jury in Suffolk County, Massachusetts…despite the best efforts of “Swift Boat Veterans for Not Being Sequestered.”
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