Obama and Squidward By John J. Pitney,Jr. (bio)
From Politico:
Let’s be honest: Barack Obama is better than you are. He’s a better father- taking breaks from running the world to cheer on his daughters at soccer and basketball games. He’s a better husband - zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris. He’s got a better diet - nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check. And he’s got a terrific jump shot. You? Not so much.
He’s a better husband - zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris.
He’s got a better diet - nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check.
And he’s got a terrific jump shot.
You? Not so much.
It is obvious, then, that Spongebob Squarepants has provided the president with the perfect theme song.
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