North Korea says there will be “a thousand-fold military retaliation” if they are provoked by the U.S….and if Kim Jong Il’s next pair of gigantic glasses isn’t ready in about an hour.
Joseph Brooks, who wrote the 70s hit “You Light Up My Life,” REDACTED.
An Islamic court sentenced four Somali men to have a hand cut off for stealing mobile phones. Thus giving a whole new meaning to the phrase “dropped call.”
Scientists say the least inhabited place on earth is the seafloor of the middle of the South Pacific. Coming in second? Any theater showing “Year One.”
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 25, 2005
People are turning to firewood after predictions of higher heating costs this winter. Oil execs are feeling the pinch, too, with many burning piles of $50 dollar bills to keep warm instead of $100s.
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