South Carolina Governor Sanford has admitted to being in Argentina with his mistress while telling staffers he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail. He is being criticized for lying to his family and constituents, but being praised for inventing a great new euphemism.
REDACTED.
Critics of the president’s health care reform initiative are becoming more vocal following ABC’s hour-long special explaining his plan. Sure, but where were they after the debut of “Samantha Who?”
Angelina Jolie is reportedly furious that Megan Fox has been asked to replace her in the “Lara Croft” movies. And just to be safe, she’s forbidden Brad from seeing the new “Transformers” movie.
An 18-year-old Miami man is accused of killing more than a dozen neighborhood cats. Wow. I haven’t seen a man who REDACTED.
If it comes down to Senator Ensign vs. Governor Sanford for the GOP 2012 presidential nomination, I’m going with Sanford. More experience at foreign diplomacy.
Stephanie Pratt says pressure to be as thin as her co-stars on “The Hills” caused her to be bulimic. Fortunately, there was no pressure for any of them to be talented.
Some gay and lesbian groups say Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film, “Bruno,” bashes gays. Oh, my mistake. They were talking about the manager for the Black Eyed Peas.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 25, 2005
Republicans are trying to pass a bill to curb spending on student loans. Last time I tried that, they threatened to garnish my wages.
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