Janet Napolitano says she will end the Bush-era practice of using satellites for domestic spying. Makes sense to her, I guess, since so many service members are stationed overseas.
There are reports a high-ranking Scientology official destroyed documents related to the death of a mentally ill member who was under church care. If only he’d destroyed “Valkyrie” while he was at it.
Firefighters in Hawaii accidentally sent their own firehouse ablaze. But if anyone asks, they’re gonna blame the Japanese.
A commercial fisherman found a missile in the Gulf of Mexico. So keep an eye on your frozen food section for “Mrs. Paul’s *%^$& Huge Fish Stick.”
Jessica Simpson’s personal trainer says the actress does not like strenuous physical activity. Sounds like Tony Romo’s habits are rubbing off on her.
ABC will air an hour-long special on health care reform from the White House…and cure a lot of people of their insomnia in the process.
Sasha Grey, a porn-star about to appear in her first mainstream film, had all her sex scenes cut by director Steven Soderbergh. Her agent is furious, stating it will take her weeks to build her calluses back up.
There is apparently a split between the ruling clerics in Iran. Some side with Kate, the rest with Jon.
Great Moments in Jest History (From the Jesting Archives): November 22, 2005 The New Orleans Museum of Art has been forced to layoff its workers and close for several months. Residents responded with shock, saying, “We have a museum?”
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