A hiker missing for three days in North Cascades National Park has been found safe. Doctors say he is cold, hungry, and somehow “married” to a bear.
Al Qaeda’s commander in Afghanistan is asking for money from Turkish Muslims. $25 gets you a “I’ve been troddin’ with bin Laden” T-shirt, $50 gets you a set of “A Prairie Home Companion” CDs.
PBS’s Board of Directors has voted to phase out religious programming. But they still plan to pass the collection plate every couple of months.
A Canadian woman fought off a cougar with her bare hands after it attacked her daughter. But to be fair, the daughter shouldn’t have told Ashton she thought he was hot.
Great Moments in Jest History (From the Jesting Archives): November 22, 2005
President Bush spared two turkeys from becoming Thanksgiving dinner. But he did send them to Gitmo to have their giblets shocked.
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