An Iowa school district hired a collection agency to collect lunch money debts. When asked if they thought it would work, a spokesperson replied, “Have YOU ever tried swinging from the monkey bars with broken thumbs?”
RNC Chairman Michael Steele is criticizing ABC for not allowing opposing views during their upcoming special on health care. And for cancelling “In the Motherhood.”
Cher says she supports her daughter’s decision to have a sex-change operation. Especially since she’s due for some replacement parts.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 21, 2005
Officials have apologized to the family of a woman whose body sat unidentified in the medical examiner’s office for two years. Well, it didn’t really sit there. Once they pretended to make her tap dance.
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