Brad Pitt says he cleans himself with baby wipes when he doesn’t have time to take a shower. And trust me, you don’t want to know what he REDACTED.
New Hampshire has become the sixth state to approve same-sex marriage…but the first to mandate couples use syrup.
The top of Holly Madison’s dress came open while attending a party in Vegas. Or, has Holly calls it, “introducing myself.”
An Alabama man pleaded guilty to murdering his wife while they were honeymooning in Australia. Police became suspicious when they noticed he was only registered for one place setting.
Great Moments in Jest History (From the Jesting Archives): November 21, 2005
WWE star Eddie Guerrero was found dead in a Minnesota hotel room. Paramedics were reluctant to pronounce him dead at first because one of his shoulders wasn’t all the way down.
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On a personal note: there will be no Friday edition this week. It has come to my attention that there is way too much marine life in the Gulf of Mexico, so I will be participating in a fishing tournament to rectify the problem. Expect worldwide ocean levels to drop accordingly.
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