White House officials feel confident President Obama’s Cairo University speech reached its target Muslim audience. Ironic, since REDACTED.
Police shut down a bar owned by Pete Wentz after bartenders were caught selling alcohol to minors…and Ashlee Simpson showed up for karaoke.
In a new audio tape, Osama bin Laden threatens retaliation for U.S. support of Pakistani military action in Swat Valley…and for Susan Boyle coming in second.
Analysts say the latest bin Laden audio tape refutes the theory that there is a split between al Qaeda and the Taliban…and that you can’t tell the difference between “live” and “Memorex.”
The U.N. World Food Program says North Korean nuclear tests are making it harder for them to help the hungry of that country. Though they are helping to reheat the leftovers.
South Korea has outlined a plan to counter North Korea if they are attacked with missiles. The plan involves moving the U.S. to a higher position on their speed dial.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 15, 2005
The breaking of the Lewinsky scandal and the Live 8 concerts were voted the most important internet moments of the past 10 years. Rounding out the top 3: Jenna Jameson adding video clips to her website.
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