Bing, Microsoft’s new search engine, is already under fire for allegedly allowing easy access to pornography. Men across America were outraged…until their wives left the room, then they all high-fived each other.
Governor Schwarzenegger says he believes same-sex marriage will one day be approved. And that “Last Action Hero” will someday be hailed as a “classic.”
Sonia Sotomayor is quoted as saying a Latino woman with the richness of experience would make a better decision than a white male. Which explains why so many people picked “Charo to block” on “Hollywood Squares.”
Chrysler’s CEO says the company is taking its final step of starting their sale to Fiat. So if Fiat wants to grab another cup of coffee and wait in the lobby, Chrysler promises it will just be a few more minutes.
The latest trend in marriage is “eco-weddings,” where couples incorporate pledges to the environment into their vows. Wedding planners say the trend is mostly caused from guys misunderstanding when their girlfriends say they’re into everything “organic.”
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): November 3, 2005
When a reporter for La Nacion asked President Bush to show what he carries in his pockets, Mr. Bush revealed a white handkerchief. Coincidentally, the French president always makes sure he has one handy, too.
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