Wikipedia has blocked access from computers linked to the Church of Scientology. And who can blame them? The last thing they want on their website is a bunch of nonsense someone made up. Oh, wait…
The scientist who recently unveiled the so-called “missing link” fossil says he paid $750,000 for the specimen. The last person to pay that much for a specimen was Roger Clemens.
President Obama says cyber security is one of the nation’s “most serious national security challenges.” Especially since Vice-President Biden got a MySpace page.
A 25-year-old Egyptian man castrated himself after his family refused him permission to marry his girlfriend. Said the girlfriend, “Well, it’s not like he was gonna need it much once we got married, anyway.”
Speaker Pelosi’s recent visit to China focused more on environmental issues than human rights. I guess all the torturing the Chinese do just slipped her mind.
The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds says the cuckoo is in danger of extinction. It’s unclear whether they were talking about the bird or Susan Boyle.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): October 30, 2005
Elmer “Len” Dresslar, Jr., the voice of “The Jolly Green Giant,” has died. He will be buried in a 6-foot-deep ho-ho-hole.
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