GM will give the United Auto Workers 17.5 percent of its common stock. Apparently they were out of toilet paper in the union hall.
Scientists say part of the Messier 87 galaxy is missing. They theorize the cause to be a nearby supernova, an error in calculations, or maybe the Death Star is fully operational after all.
Robot manufacturer iRobot has built a robot small enough to fit in your pocket. Their lead engineer got the idea when a woman asked him, “Is that a robot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Congress has approved a bill that allows people to carry loaded guns in national parks. Those behind the bill didn’t like how that gigantic Teddy Roosevelt head was looking at them.
The person the Dallas Cowboys used to design reinforcements for their practice dome that collapsed reportedly lied about his abilities. Gee, was his last name “Romo,” too?
Alaska has lost millions in federal project money since the defeat of Senator Ted Stevens. And that’s just what was planned for his new kitchen.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): October 16, 2005
Palestinian gunmen killed three Israelis and wounded five others in two separate shootings in the West Bank Sunday. Sounds like the start of a word problem in an Israeli math book.
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