Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (April 1, 2009) Health and Human Services Secretary Nominee Kathleen Sebelius has paid $7,000 in back taxes she owed. The administration is obviously disappointed in Sebelius…since most of their Cabinet nominees owed WAY more than that!
French President Sarkozy says he will walk out of the G-20 conference if it doesn’t go his way…or the German guy tells him to.
President Obama’s half-brother has been hospitalized in Kenya with stomach pains. His doctors are combating the pain with tranquilizers and by not letting him read his half-brother’s budget plan.
Eva Longoria says she will not do anymore lesbian kissing scenes…except for the ones in my imagination.
“Monsters vs. Aliens” was number one at the box office on its opening weekend. For those of you who haven’t seen it yet, it’s basically “The View” with a lot less sputum.
Fritz Henderson has been named the new CEO of GM. Or, as the position is now called, “Obama’s B—-.”
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): August 6, 2005 Twelve people were injured when fire broke out on a Paris Metro train. Hundreds of Frenchmen came out of the subway with their hands up, just out of habit.
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