Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (March 31, 2009) A pill that combines aspirin with four blood pressure and cholesterol medicines has passed its first test…finding a celebrity to be in the commercial.
The parents of an Iranian-American journalist detained in Iran are going to that country to speed up her release. To which Jimmy Carter said, “Damn—why didn’t I think of that?!”
Rihanna is reportedly not cooperating with prosecutors in their case against Chris Brown. But they’ve got a pretty good idea REDACTED.
The GOP has adopted former President Clinton’s “It’s the economy, stupid” campaign phrase as their new rally cry. Though they have yet to pick up his other much-used phrase, “What’s your sign?”
Great Moments in Jest History (From the Jesting Archives): August 6, 2005 Arizona and Louisiana are tied for having the highest dropout rate. The winner will be decided by the teen pregnancy rate.
Don’t forget the JTLJokes Blog, where you can find back issues of “Give Us This Day,” as well as original articles and videos. www.jtljokes.blogspot.com.
