As I cruise through life there seem to be snags, drawbacks and snares along the path as I attempt to succeed in life. I have decided to sit down and list several of these “push-me pull-you’s so I can be of assistance to you in identifying those anti-bodies that seem to trip us up along life’s way. I hope you will not only be blessed by these clever concepts but will feel free to write to me and share some of your own. Here is a partial list of the natural enemies in life:
The natural enemy of running errands are stoplights.
The natural enemy of eating ice cream is eating it too FAST!
The natural enemy of women on matchmaking services is mental health.
The natural enemy of banking are banks.
The natural enemy of working out are excuses.
The natural enemy of a diet is chocolate.
The natural enemy of the stimulus bill is the stimulus bill.
The natural enemy of mosquito stamina is a nudist colony.
The natural enemy of “American Idol” is singing talent.
The natural enemy of love is Hugh Hefner.
The natural enemy of the war in Iraq is intelligence.
The natural enemy of cheating CEO’s are nuns.
The natural enemy of women’s rights is the male ego.
The natural enemy of feminists is their male ego.
The natural enemy of global warming is the truth.
The natural enemy of Texas is humility.
The natural enemy of addiction is relationships.
The natural enemy of snow is Bambi.
And, finally; the natural enemy of narcissism is a good deed.
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