Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (January 30, 2009)
Rush Limbaugh is pressuring Republican lawmakers to oppose the President’s economic stimulus plan…and to give him some Oxycontin.
Republican Senators are calling on President Obama to take their economic stimulus proposals seriously…just like he did their Vice-Presidential nominee.
An adviser to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the Iranian president will seek a third term…and a third Members Only jacket.
Sean and Julian Lennon, sons of the former Beatle, will perform together in public for the first time. So if you’re taking the subway that day, toss them some change.
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Secretary of State Clinton says President Obama’s intent to change U.S. foreign policy direction gives Iran a “clear opportunity” to cooperate with the international community…and to blow up a major U.S. city.
A Congressman from Texas has introduced a bill eliminating all penalties and interest charges for not paying your taxes on time. And as a bonus, you get a cabinet post.
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