Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (January 27, 2009)
Scientists at Harvard say they’ve found a gene that causes you to be popular. REDACTED.
Critics of “abstinence-only” education say it has been an utter failure…especially in Washington State.
A promoter for a monster truck show in Wisconsin was killed in an accident during the performance. His funeral will be held on Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.
Rod Blagojevich reportedly considered appointing Oprah Winfrey to President Obama’s Senate seat. He said he was impressed by her name recognition, her knowledge of current events and her credit rating.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): July 8, 2005
Cosmos 1, the first solar sail-powered spacecraft, may be in a lower orbit than intended. Which is NASA’s way of saying you might not want to park your car on the street for a few days.
