Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (January 26, 2009)
Governor Rod Blagojevich will be the guest on “Larry King Live” Monday night. Viewers are invited to call in with their questions. $5.00 for the first minute, $1.50 for each additional minute.
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The Ford Escape has been rated the most fuel efficient SUV. Of course, it’s pretty easy to be fuel efficient when you’re sitting unsold on the dealer’s lot.
Sri Lankan forces have captured the last rebel stronghold. But not before Luke and Leia managed to escape.
House Speaker Pelosi says sending prisoners from Gitmo to Alcatraz is not an option…as they limit the size of the tour groups to 20.
Several of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends became upset when his ex-wife showed up for an unexpected visit. Apparently her car had them blocked in and they couldn’t make it to the bank before it closed.
A 22-year-old Utah man was convicted of attacking a teenager with a medieval battle ax. He was apparently upset with the teen for kissing a girl before he did.
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Somali pirates released a Danish cargo ship they had been holding for two months after their ransom was parachuted to them…and after realizing they had no use for a boat full of wooden shoes.
The wife of the pilot of U.S. Airways Flight 1549 says her husband is “a pilot’s pilot”…and a boater’s pilot, too.
Political analysts say President Obama’s first 100 days in office will be defined by his economic stimulus package…and by the number of times Bill Clinton calls to ask if he’s “christened” the Oval Office yet.
Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): July 8, 2005
Queen Elizabeth recently purchased a six-gig iPod. The first song she downloaded? “Dirty Diana.”
