But Seriously Folks
By Doug Gamble (bio)
An elderly California acquaintance passed away yesterday. He was very political. Really liked politics. He asked to be buried in Chicago so he can continue voting.
Things just keep getting worse for Republicans. They have just been named honorary Detroit Lions.
Actually, there is one advantage to being a Republican these days. They’re allowed to park in a handicapped space.
Maybe we can finally get to the bottom of what happened on November 4th. The black box from the McCain campaign has just been found.
Some see Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal as a rising star in the Republican party. I don’t know what makes him think a non-Caucasian with a funny name has any shot at being president.
Barack Obama has decided not to participate in the Inaugural parade. Instead he’s going to walk across the Potomoc.
But really, if the Inaugural were a few months from now, Obama might be riding in a car bearing license plates made by Rod Blagojevich.
Adoring throngs will turn out to see President Obama on January 20th, cheering, weeping with joy, reaching out to touch him. And those are just the on-air people at MSNBC.
Jimmy Carter has been giving political advice to Barack Obama. That’s like hearing a lecture on ethics from Bernie Madoff.
Obama will follow through on his pledge to meet with enemies without pre-conditions. He’ll sit down the the Clintons in the Oval Office one day next week.
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