Looka here. Global temperatures declined in 2008. No problem–global warming causes that, too! Temperatures up, temperatures down. Number of storms increases, number of storms decreases. Everything is a result of global warming–every bad thing, that is–so the global warming religionists tell us in this Time article (and the author is one of them, too–he’s not simply reporting, he’s advocating).

Now, why do I write “global warming” when the latest phrase is “climate change”? Because when temperature anomalies such as this began to appear, the global warming crowd realized that to say “warming” would require explanations from them when things in nature weren’t exactly “warming.” So they went to “climate change,” which includes pretty much everything.

They’re like that Borg thing on Star Trek:  Everything is assimilated.

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