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Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (November 30, 2008)

The latest edition of Batman has the superhero killed by a man claiming to be his father.  REDACTED.

Spitzer scandal call girl Ashley Dupre has signed a record deal.  Industry insiders think she may do well, since she has such strong stage presence…and REDACTED.

Whitney Houston says rumors of a reunion with ex-husband Bobby Brown are false.  Then she added, “Now give me some crack!”

Oil companies are claiming victory after Congressional Democrats allowed a moratorium on offshore drilling to expire.  PUNCH LINE REDACTED.

French police say hardcore nudists are responsible for fires that destroyed three nightclubs near a popular nude beach.  Others dispute the charge because where would they hide the matches?

Space experts want the U.N. to develop a contingency plan to deal with killer asteroids…and to deal with what they should do if approached by a girl.

President Bush has pardoned musician John Forte for his 2001 drug arrest…but not for that junk he cranked out with The Fugees.

Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): September 2005

German citizens are growing concerned after a dead cat was found to have bird flu.  REDACTED.

 

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