Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (November 27, 2008)

The FBI is warning of a possible terror attack on the New York City subway system during the holidays.  Which ranks right below “Kenyan Wins Marathon” as the most overused New York City headline.

Barack Obama denies he is just recycling former Clinton appointees to fill important positions.  At least that’s what Vernon Jordan told him to say.

President Bush pardoned a turkey in a Rose Garden ceremony on Wednesday.  But the turkey got real nervous when Sarah Palin showed up with a camera crew.

Someone placed a diamond ring in a Salvation Army donation kettle in Pennsylvania.  Sounds like Jennifer Anniston’s about to get dumped again.

British police are trying to determine how a London man was able to abuse his daughters for 30 years without getting caught.  So is Caylee Anthony.

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A proposal in the auto bailout plan would allow thousands of auto workers to get paid $31 per hour to do nothing.  Congress got the idea from the latest UAW contract.

Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): January 1, 2006

Lebanon’s Prime Minister condemned a rocket barrage fired into Israel…when he heard no Jews were killed.

On a Personal Note: I am thankful that there were no cave ins down in the jest mines this year.

 

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