Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (November 26, 2008)

Barack Obama is being criticized for continuously referring to the “office of the President-elect,” even though there really is no such position.  Kind of like when President Bush kept talking about his “exit strategy.”

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station will eat a traditional Thanksgiving meal, only freeze-dried and vacuum-packed.  Or, as it’s referred to on Earth, “Olive Garden.”

One of the engineers behind a new, personal jet-pack successfully flew the device across Colorado’s Royal Gorge.  Now he plans to boost the power and circumnavigate Rosie O’Donnell.

Alex Rodriguez’s ex-wife says the Yankees star is ditching his kids to spend more time with Madonna.  But in his defense, how much time could she really have left?

Great Moments in Jest History (From The Jesting Archives): January 1, 2006

The European Union launched a navigation satellite to end their dependence on the U.S. GPS system.  But the quickest way to get directions to Paris is still to just ask any German.

On a Personal Note: My 8-year-old wants me to buy him a drum set so he can do a  rim shot after he tells a joke.

 

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