Al Qaeda Targets Amtrak N’east Corridor says the news. Impossible! I coulda swore that the Democrats told us this was all a product of Bush’s fevered imagination–a false pretense and an outright lie from which to snatch our rights and subvert the Constitution and make Hailiburton richer! If I were in charge of Homeland Security, I’d just laugh these silly reports off and proceed with turkey dinner. How can imaginary terrorists hurt anybody?

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