Barack Obama has a new web ad up asking you to “talk to your boss” and “talk to your professors” about taking the day off next Tuesday so you can do “get out the vote” activities, such as stuffing ballot boxes and making sure the deceased get to the polls.

Of course, no surprise here, since the candidate hails from Chicago: the land of wind, Oprah, and well-oiled vote fraud.

Apparently, you need the day off so you can vote early and often.  How can you vote repeatedly under all of the names ACORN has bestowed on you if you’re at work?

Economy in shaky condition?  Your own job at risk?  No problem!  Just tell your boss that you need the day off because Barack says so.  Your boss won’t dare contradict the One.  Besides, the American economy can survive a day when NOBODY goes to work.  No problem!  Soon we’ll be there anyway, under The Bama’s new socialist rules.  Pick out your overalls and get ready to move into the collective.  At least that’s one way to solve the housing crisis.

What’s one little day o’ hooky when there’s a socialist takeover to be done? Take the day off.  You’ll need the rest, because soon the State will be knocking.

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