Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (October 26, 2008)
REDACTED: Too un-PC, even for here!
REDACTED: Not family-friendly but a nice Michael Moore punchline.
A new study shows some brands of bottled water are as polluted as tap water. Topping the list, “Chunky-Style Evian.”
REDACTED: Can’t even say why.
A rejected contestant for “The Price is Right” was arrested after threatening to blow up a San Francisco law office. Police moved in when they realized the “bomb” was made out of Rice-a-Roni and 409.
A 5th-grader was killed when a football struck him in the throat during recess. When they heard about it, the wide receivers for the Cincinnati Bengals said, “See? THAT’S why we don’t catch the ball!”
Great Moments in Jest History (from the Jesting Archives): June 5, 2005 Afleet Alex defeated Kentucky Derby winner Giacamo in The Preakness Stakes, signaling a sooner than expected end to this year’s pretend interest in horse racing.
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