Most of today’s jokes are so politically incorrect that, well, I can’t post them here. Seriously. So… if you like your humor like you like your chocolate–bitter and dark (and occasionally offensive, but hey, that doesn’t fit the “chocolate” metaphor, so skip it)–then you really ought to sign up for my brother’s jokes-by-email delivery. It’s free. See the link at the bottom. And now, for the jest I can show you:
Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (October 24, 2008):
REDACTED: Joke about John Murtha goes here.
REDACTED: Joke about southern stereotypes goes here.
REDACTED: Joke too bizarre to get into here goes here.
David Duchovny is suing the Daily Mail for falsely saying he cheated on his wife. Unfortunately, he can’t sue them for falsely saying he was in the second X-Files movie.
Great Moments in Jest History (from the Jesting Archives) May 28, 2005:
Mark Felt was revealed to be the famous Watergate figure known as “Deep Throat.” His family urged him to come forward to establish his legacy…and because they really want a Lincoln Navigator.
On a Personal Note: Today is United Nations Day. In honor of it, I plan to get absolutely nothing accomplished at work today.
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