Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (October 23, 2008)
Iran is discussing a preemptive strike on Israel to prevent an attack on its nuclear reactors…and because they just hate Jews.
Scientists have discovered that if you peel Scotch tape off its roll in a vacuum chamber, it emits x-rays. Now that that’s off the list, they can get back to curing cancer.
Great Moments in Jest History (from the Jesting Archives): May 28, 2005
Federal investigators are looking into reports of blindness among men taking Viagra. Ugly women everywhere are hoping for a long, slow, thorough investigation.
On a Personal Note: today is payday!
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