Give Us This Day Our Daily Jest (October 22, 2008)
The Chicago public school system will open a high school for gay students. Officials say it will have counselors trained in teen sexuality issues, literature on how to come out to your parents, and the most festive damn homecoming parades you’ve ever seen.
Friends of Hugh Hefner say he is depressed over his split with Holly Madison…and reality.
Palestinian police arrested 11 people after they found a Hamas bomb lab in Hebron. The 11 were released when they promised to double their output.
O.J. Simpson’s lawyers say their client never had a chance with the jurors in his latest trial. When asked to elaborate, the lead defense lawyer said, “You know, just like Nicole never had a chance when O.J….oh, wait.”
Casey Anthony’s father will testify against her at her murder trial. When Casey was told the news, she said, “How can a parent do something so awful like that to their own child? Oh, wait…”
Despite reports of a settlement, Madonna’s divorce from Guy Ritchie has yet to be finalized. The sticking point seems to be how many of his future films she gets to ruin.
Great Moments in Jest H istory (from the Jesting Archives): May 28, 2005
A new report criticizes the health care system because hospitals can bill for extra services needed because of medical mistakes. Which explains the bill for my uncle’s hysterectomy.
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