The NY Post quoted Spitzer prostitute and Jersey girl Ashley Dupre all excited last year, saying, “Ohmygod! I just did the governor!”

This just proves that neither Spitzer nor Dupre has any standards. If Eliot Spitzer opened the door for my appointment with him, I’d have declared, “Ohmygod! I don’t do Democrats!”

Meanwhile, poor Spitzer is still trying to explain to his family that he’d simply gotten confused over what he was supposed to be doing: “But Darlings, ’prostitute’ and ‘prosecute’ sound so much alike!”

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