Much has been made of martial arts master/movie star Chuck Norris hitting the campaign trail (and anything else he wants to hit) for Mike Huckabee (R-AR). Now, in a form of testosterone-fueled one-upmanship, John McCain (R-AZ) has Sly Stallone watching his back.

Forget primaries and stump speeches. The Stiletto wants to see Chuck and Sly go mano-a-mano for their respective candidates to find out once and for all whether flying fists and feet can defeat fearsome firepower. The winner gets to find out how tough Oprah really is.

Note: The Stiletto writes about politics and other stuff at The Stiletto Blog.

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