Like most other hacks, i found myself required to hold forth on the paris hilton phenomenon. as it is written:
June 28 (Bloomberg) — Paris Hilton is free at last, yet the world remains captive. Like an especially nefarious earwig, she has burrowed deep into the public’s consciousness and won’t come out.
Paris — one name suffices, like Pele or God — clearly stands at the center of human affairs. We know that because Al Gore, who believes he should occupy that territory, recently complained that “the planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?'’