The good news is piling up like copies of Der Sturmer in the good old days, when I published caricatures of the International Jew as predator and pornographer!
Of course you know all about the booming sales of your own magnificent opus, MeinKampf in Turkey.
And you know of the inspiring work being done by the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who promises that while the Holocaust never occurred, there will be one shortly, as soon as his country acquires the requisite nuclear arsenal.
A wonderful man, an inspiration to Nazis everywhere, living and dead.
But he is not alone. We have important colleagues in—are you ready for this, My Fuhrer?—Britain! Yes, once upon a time there were Nazi enthusiasts like Oswald Mosley and the radio broadcaster Lord Haw Haw.
But these were mere amateurs, thin-blooded aristocrats and disturbed propagandists. Now, however, we have an educated elite on our side.
Listen to this, My Fuhrer:
At a time when there is genocide in Darfur and the strangling of human rights in Islamic countries, China, Russia, North Korea and so many places that space does not permit a full listing, Britain’s largest trade union for academics has just passed a motion.
Does it condemn such global horrors? Of course not. All that matters to this union is the crushing of the Jews.
My Fuhrer! It is as if we never vanished from the scene!
The subject of the motion: to circulate Palestinian calls for an academic boycott of Israel.
And this is only the latest such move. Recently the National Union of Journalists (journalists, My Fuhrer! The easiest to suborn, as we both remember so well) passed a motion to boycott Israeli goods. And a group of British doctors and a group of architects called for a boycott within their respective professions.
The union states that it deplores the Jewish state’s “invasions, closures, checkpoints, curfews and shootings, and arrests of teachers, lecturers and students.” It does not say whether it deplores the suicide bombings and killings of children, women and unarmed civilians. But why should it? A Jew is a Jew, no?
This should be particularly sweet to us, My Fuhrer, because your greatest British enemy, the accursed Winston Churchill, stated in 1954, “I am a Zionist, let me make that clear. I was one of the original ones after the Balfour Declaration and I have worked faithfully for it.”
The villainous Churchill also added, “We ought to let the Jews have Jerusalem; it is they who made it famous.”
Happily, Sir Winston is out of fashion and we, with the help of our British allies, will soon be back in control from London to Land’s End.
In the glory days we had signs in front of Jewish shops. Remember? They read: “Germans! Defend yourselves! Don’t buy from Jews!” I feel them coming again, and in Blighty, no less.
So take heart, My Fuhrer. Summer is coming. Yesterday Germany, Tomorrow Britain. And from there, who knows? Arabia, Eurabia…why not the whole world? Prosit!
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